when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it
STOP SETTING OFF FIREWORKS IT IS JULY 6TH
You can never stop celebrating freedom
freedom my ass i can’t get married or have an abortion i hope the nsa sees this
psst. you're adorable xD
The best part is I don’t even think I am.
Dug is the single most accurate portrayal of a dog in anything ever.
Dug is the best thing to ever happen in the world. Ever.
What breed is he? My parents are considering getting a dog, but I will only accept Dug’s breed.
Idk if anyone’s answered you yet but Dug is a golden retriever. They are really excellent dogs actually. Very friendly, energetic and good/patient with children!
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i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying
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