nergal-junior:

I have a feeling we all will be either Father or Fanny if we ever ran into someone from the past.

(via r-dash2013)

eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it

(via vincecarters)

(Source: husssel, via lulz-time)

spookymormon:

she-beastly:

spookymormon:

STOP SETTING OFF FIREWORKS IT IS JULY 6TH 

You can never stop celebrating freedom 

freedom my ass i can’t get married or have an abortion i hope the nsa sees this

(via prettyways)

(Source: okaywork, via leftfordeadpool)

Anonymous asked:
psst. you're adorable xD

The best part is I don’t even think I am. image

agrabahprincess:

queenmariahofarendelle:

lulz-time:

Dug is the single most accurate portrayal of a dog in anything ever. 

Dug is the best thing to ever happen in the world. Ever.

What breed is he? My parents are considering getting a dog, but I will only accept Dug’s breed.

Idk if anyone’s answered you yet but Dug is a golden retriever. They are really excellent dogs actually. Very friendly, energetic and good/patient with children!

(Source: levitted, via itsonlyforever-notlongatall)

schloong:

"Do I eat it?"

(via humoristics)

semperready:

mother of god

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

lunchboxgod:

i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

(Source: 1vm, via she-wants-the-eod)

(Source: roryamy, via heisenburnbitch)